relishboi:

hminteresting:

relishboi:

relishboi:

as the quality of everything in the world decreases, the quality of pictures of cats increases tenfold, and the rise has been exceptional for the past two years

this picture literally is divine influence

The pharaohs daughter finding Moses at the riverbank

this reply completely knocked the wind out of me

(via fartgallery)

lubricates:

University: I have made a graduate.

Student Counsellor: You’ve ruined a perfectly good young adult, is what you’ve done. Look at it. It’s got anxiety.

(via lubricates)

dicksoda:

Me trynna jerk off: thinks about having super powers*
Me @ myself: this isn’t sexy man, focus

(via lubricates)

rubyetc:

hmm after extensive googling I can only conclude that the cause of my symptoms is that I have a body

(via lubricates)

tomfordvelvetorchid:

Yknow when you let someone use one of your Good Pens™️ and theyre like “this is a really good pen” like 👀👌🏾i know and im watching u bicth

(via hellboysjurassicghostbuster)

lubricates:

Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

(via lubricates)

seediest:

writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

(via lubricates)

totalariana:

I’m such a fan of low soft lighting like turn off that room light and turn on a lamp bitch

(via smoreprincess)